-have your mom moan about her 'ill health'.
-have her insist that she doesn't need to see a doctor because gee her daughter is one!(doesn't matter that she deals with kids more than scalpels!)
-have her worry herself about all sorts of surgical problems she could be having!
-have your mom lament the fact that she has an uncaring,insensitive, mean daughter who doesn't care about her.
-AND your mom saying that none of this would ever happen if the said mean,uncaring,insensitive daughter was MARRIED!
